Jokes of the day!!

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you 
been? I haven't seen you around here much." 
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a 
cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for
awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" 
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church." 

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the 
attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, 
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink." 
"Why is that," the host asked? 
Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it; after two drinks 
...anyone can!"

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in
front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!" 
The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, "Put your thing on 
the table here." 
Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a specialist, so he 
does as the doctor says. 
The doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits Morris's thing as hard as he 
can. 
The man cries in great agony, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" 
The doctor says, "Good. Come again tomorrow, and we'll learn B!" 

WAKA FLOCKA VS WIZ KHALIFA?

I heard that Wiz Khalifa and Waka Flocka had some kind of beef during the Hot 97 managed event... Yeah, I heard they were shouting match of sorts. I hope Waka didn't try to grab Amber Rose's booty or something. Anyway, that's all I have now, but if you hear more...HIT ME UP! 

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Justin Timberlake Grabs A Handful Of Mila Kunis!

Fresh off of an appearance at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards, Justin Timberlake was out for another evening in the spotlight in Universal City, CA on Sunday (June 5) .

The "Bad Teacher" stud joined in on the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at the Gibson Amphitheatre - as he took the stage alongside Mila Kunis to present Robert Pattinson with the Best Male Performance honors. Getting touchy feely during the presentation, Timberlake entertained the audience with a memorable moment in which he grabbed a handful of Mila's bosoms to the cheers of the crowd.

In what was quite the action-packed night, the MTV Movie Awards were hosted by "Saturday Night Live" star Jason Sudeikis. The show also featured performances by Lupe Fiasco and the Foo Fighters, while footage from the forthcoming "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" and "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" were unveiled during the showcase ceremony

All in one night!

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2011 MTV Movie Awards: The Show, The Winners!

Making for quite the entertaining evening, the 2011 MTV Movie Awards were held at the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, Claifornia on Sunday evening.

As could be expected, "Eclipse" cleaned up during the ceremony, with stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart taking home five golden popcorn trophies including the top honor, Best Movie.

Among the other winners were Emma Stone, Chloë Grace Moretz and Tom Felton, while Reese Witherspoon scooped up the Generation Award.

The complete list of winners from the 2011 MTV Movie Awards is as follows:

Best Movie
"Black Swan"
"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"
"Inception"
"The Social Network"
WINNER: "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Female Performance
Emma Stone, "Easy A"
Emma Watson, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"
Jennifer Aniston, "Just Go With It"
WINNER: Kristen Stewart, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Natalie Portman, "Black Swan"

Best Male Performance
Daniel Radcliffe, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"
Jesse Eisenberg, "The Social Network"
WINNER: Robert Pattinson, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Taylor Lautner, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Zac Efron, "Charlie St. Cloud"

Best Breakout Star
Andrew Garfield , "The Social Network"
WINNER: Chloë Grace Moretz, "Kick-Ass"
Hailee Steinfeld, "True Grit"
Jay Chou, "The Green Hornet"
Olivia Wilde, "TRON: Legacy"
Xavier Samuel, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Comedic Performance
Adam Sandler, "Just Go With It"
Ashton Kutcher, "No Strings Attached"
WINNER: Emma Stone, "Easy A"
Russell Brand, "Get Him to the Greek"
Zach Galifianakis, "Due Date"

Best Line From A Movie
WINNER: Alexys Nycole Sanchez, "Grown Ups": "I want to get chocolate wasted."

Amanda Bynes and Emma Stone, "Easy A": Amanda Bynes: "There is a higher power that will judge you for your indecency." Emma Stone: "Tom Cruise?

"Jesse Eisenberg, "The Social Network": "If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook."

Justin Timberlake and Andrew Garfield, "The Social Network": Justin Timberlake: "... A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool?" Andrew Garfield: "A billion dollars. And that shut everybody up."

Tom Hardy, "Inception": "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling."

Best Villain
Christoph Waltz, "The Green Hornet"
Leighton Meester, "The Roommate"
Mickey Rourke, "Iron Man 2"
Ned Beatty, "Toy Story 3"
WINNER: Tom Felton, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"

Best Fight
Amy Adams vs. The Sisters, "The Fighter"
Chloë Grace Moretz vs. Mark Strong, "Kick-Ass"
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint vs. Death Eaters, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt vs. Hallway Attacker, "Inception"
WINNER: Robert Pattinson vs. Bryce Dallas Howard and Xavier Samuel, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Best Kiss
Ellen Page and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, "Inception"
Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1"
WINNER: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, "Black Swan"

Best Jaw-Dropping Moment
James Franco, "127 Hours," Cuts Off His Arm
WINNER: Justin Bieber, "Justin Bieber: Never Say Never," Performance Spectacular
Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page, "Inception," Paris Café Scene
Natalie Portman, "Black Swan," Mutilation: Pulls the Skin off Her Finger
Steve-O, "Jackass 3D," Port-A-Potty Bungee Stunt

Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance
Ashley Bell, "The Last Exorcism"
WINNER: Ellen Page, "Inception"
Jessica Szohr, "Piranha 3D"
Minka Kelly, "The Roommate"
Ryan Reynolds, "Buried"

Biggest Badass Star
Alex Pettyfer, "I Am Number Four"
WINNER: Chloë Grace Moretz, "Kick-Ass"
Jaden Smith, "The Karate Kid"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, "Inception"
Robert Downey Jr., "Iron Man 2"

The Return Of Jenifa Aims At Breaking Record By Exceeding Jenifa's 8 million Copies!

Funke Akindele's bag of many surprises that you really would love to know. Actress and Glo Ambassador, Funke Akindele has blown up her sleeves for her highly anticipated movie, The Return of Jenifa (TROJ). 

One of the many surprises is the fact that the actress will be flaunting her dance style, a side many didn't know she has. Her dance choreographer on set was famous dancer and dance instructor, Kaffy.  TROJ will be released in August and will be in cinema from August 26 courtesy Nigeria's number one movie distributor, Blue Pictures.

According to the actress's publicist, Bigsam Media, TROJ will exceed whatever record 'Jenifa' set.  'We have it on record that Jenifa sold over eight million copies which exclude the pirated copies taken abroad and we believe TROJ will overtake that record and set another one. The kind of effort that was put into the production of the movie is unequal. The DOP, DJ Tee, cast and crew, budget, and standard applied have not been seen in recent times. Asides all these, the storyline is refreshing and different. 

This is one movie that will break cinema record and set a new one'. The cast for the movie include Funke Akindele, Banky W, Kaffy, Eldee, Freeze, Eniola Badmus, Yinka Quadri, Whizkid, Antar Olaniyan, Mercy Aigbe, Ronke Oshodi Oke, Denrele Edun, CD John, Helen Paul, Naeto C,  DJ Zeez and many others.