Jokes of the day!!

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you 
been? I haven't seen you around here much." 
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a 
cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for
awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" 
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church." 

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the 
attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, 
"No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink." 
"Why is that," the host asked? 
Her reply... "Because after one drink I can feel it; after two drinks 
...anyone can!"

Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in
front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help me!" 
The doctor thinks for a while and says to Morris, "Put your thing on 
the table here." 
Morris thinks this is a bit weird, but Cohen is a specialist, so he 
does as the doctor says. 
The doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits Morris's thing as hard as he 
can. 
The man cries in great agony, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" 
The doctor says, "Good. Come again tomorrow, and we'll learn B!"